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What's your snapchat!!
Anonymous

Joetho

croutoncat:

August is like the sunday of summer vacation

(via croutoncat)

Reblog my selfie or else i will banish you from my blog for all eternity

i really like your lips. very kissable.
Anonymous

Mwa

Its raining its pouring the old man is snoring

croutoncat:

mediocre selfie

croutoncat:

mediocre selfie

Your face makes me happy c:
Anonymous

Cheers

pelari:

Me ft. an awkward smile

pelari:

Me ft. an awkward smile

are you going to reblog the 10 selfies from earlier today???
Anonymous

i want to but like.…  i need to do this homework thing and….. just tag me in your selfie or message me and they will get reblogged eventually ok

what does August is like the sunday of summer vacation mean?
Anonymous

August is the last month before school starts, and is indeed one in which the common adolescent must act productively and efficiently in order to get whatever remaining schoolwork finished before the dull, and at times perhaps monotonous days of education recommence. From the very first day of August, right up until the very last, the properly studious individual must make an attempt to add structure to their days, and it is of utmost importance that any adolescent spend at least 8 hours out of the 24-hour daily cycle at rest- eyes closed, mouth open, mobile phone off.

In addition, masturbation, be it male or female, must take a backseat for a whole as homework, a healthy diet and social interaction becomes the main driver, the backbone for the deceptively short journey towards school time. 

Such affairs, as you may have noticed, do also tend to take place on a Sunday, or as many respectable students would call it, ‘the day before Monday”. In my so called ‘text post’, my writings, my personal assemblage of letters and words, based on the above description of what should ideally occur in the month of August, I (rather presumptuously, mind you!) attempted to draw a parallel between the said month and the day of Sunday.

I do hope you rejoice in this kind, rich and above all selfless explanation that I have provided you with, but perhaps more importantly I do hope you find it suitably coherent. If you do have the time, and by no means am I forcing you, for I am, as you have probably guessed by now, of the courteous sort,  I would very much appreciate it if you reblogged, so to speak, my ‘text post’, provided that you have the time amongst all the homework of course! (for we are, after all, in the month of August)

Best Wishes, 

Joe Croutoncat

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